How do you feel? Yes, I mean you! The very person reading this article right now.

 

It’s such a simple question, but do you even know how to answer it? Have you any idea where to honestly begin, beyond the word “fine”?

 

Personally, I’ve been better. My laundry basket is like Vesuvius, the bathroom has smelt of piss and penis for the last six months and I haven’t had an orgasm in almost as long because if I’m not bleeding, I’m too bleeding exhausted. Ah, is this you too? If so, welcome. Come, grab a seat and take a breath. You are in good company (even if none of  that company will actually sort the washing or give you an orgasm. Sorry).

 

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Written by
Laura Belbin

Laura is a content creator whose honest and hilarious social media posts on motherhood, body image and mental health have brought her an audience of more than one million followers. She is also the author of the Sunday Times bestseller, Knee Deep in Life: Wife, Mother, Realist... and Why We're Already Enough. She lives in Portsmouth with her husband, Steve, their two sons and two dogs.

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