How do you feel? Yes, I mean you! The very person reading this article right now.


It’s such a simple question, but do you even know how to answer it? Have you any idea where to honestly begin, beyond the word “fine”?


Personally, I’ve been better. My laundry basket is like Vesuvius, the bathroom has smelt of piss and penis for the last six months and I haven’t had an orgasm in almost as long because if I’m not bleeding, I’m too bleeding exhausted. Ah, is this you too? If so, welcome. Come, grab a seat and take a breath. You are in good company (even if none of  that company will actually sort the washing or give you an orgasm. Sorry).


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